What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which are the latest interior design trends?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Nelly Korda coaxes in final birdie, overcomes front-nine 40 to stay in U.S. Women's Open mix - NBC Sports

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

No go.

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Can we see your heels?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Finding viable sperm in infertile men can take days. AI did it in hours. - The Washington Post

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

East Coast prepares for major heat wave as temperatures reach triple digits - ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How can you tell if someone is cunning?